Day 2! Saturday!
We’d gotten in at 12:40 Saturday morning and by 1:00 we were in bed asleep. I fully expected to sleep until my alarm went off at 7:00 so that we could both be up, showered and ready to head out the door by 8:30, getting us in line by 9:00 so we could be towards the front of the line. Ah, how simple a plan it was. Nothing could go wrong. Bed, sleep, alarm six hours later to wake up. But no. The universe had a different plan in mind.
At 4:00AM, I woke to an odd and loud rumble. It was a mechanical sound and I laid there trying to figure out if this was something with the AC, or just my imagination. I hadn’t really had more then one drink the night before so I know I wasn’t entering into a hangover. Then the loud, metallic banging began. I got out of bed and peered through the window to find a crane … not a small crane, but one that stretched an entire block, on the other side of the street. Of the four lanes, three were coned off for this crane and little figures scurried around it as they attempted to assemble and raise it into place. Remember, Friday we had no such issue. Saturday, at 4:00AM, construction started! All I could do was look on and wonder WTF? We both tried to sleep a bit longer, but ended up getting up pretty early. It made it real easy to get to the convention center by 9:00.
Safety Tip: Bring earplugs. No matter how good you think your hotel will be or not, bring ear plugs so you can get sleep! You don’t want to show up cranky and tired the next day to Comicon!
As we were a bit early, I stopped to take a quick look at the LEGO display they had set up just before you walked into Room B. I used to love LEGOs. Still do, but I don’t play with them any longer (that said, I do have a couple Star Wars LEGOs still!). They had some really awesome stuff on the table by the entryway (I didn’t notice the back table until later that night). I figured this was my chance to get a really good shot of the Space Needle! There was also, to the left, a bat cave, complete with boat launch and helicopter pad. It was pretty awesome in and of itself. There were also several figures made with legos that lined the table to the right, including an Iron-Man, a Quorra from Tron Legacy and more! Very cool, and very much indicative of people who have way too much time on their hands and the creativity to match.
So we headed into the main entry way (where most people congregate throughout the day for photo ops). There were a lot of people who don’t quite get the idea of movement, or who are just clueless to the fact that they’re one person, and there are about 50 who are trying to move one direction or the other around them. This is definitely part of what makes the convention fun! As I moved down the main hallway into the entry area, I found a lot of people already gathered, including the Scarlet Spider, Ash and Starman! It was actually fun waiting in line. People were in good spirits, there were plenty of costumed heroes and villains to watch, and I was only half there mentally with the lack of sleep. About ten minutes before we headed in, one vendor began walking down each side of the line tossing comics out into the group. The comics had a sticker with a discount on them to promote the vendor. Pretty cool because I managed to get one and it gave me one more item that I could look at while standing in line. At that point, it was just Lisa and I, as Brian and Dan were elsewhere, but they joined us soon and we were all ready to head in. We knew our first stop was going to be the Zero Night booth. We had stopped at their booth last year and found them all to be awesome and very friendly.
The folks at Night Zero make a comic book about the zombie apocalypse in Seattle. But, they have a slightly different approach. They actually use actors, makeup artists and cameramen to take static shots of the panels. Then these photos are modified to look like a comic book. Its really a cool process and they like to showcase their work by allowing anyone at the convention to stand in front of their camera, with a nice post apocalyptic backdrop, heaving some heaving guns (though Lisa took the big ones and left me a couple tiny hand guns) and get your picture taken. Its a lot of fun and people jump at the opportunity to get the Night Zero treatment whether they’re in costumes or not.

A group of Zombies and victims at the Night Zero booth. Notice Adam is the only one not injured, but he can't handle it! Picture by Night Zero
They also do free zombie makeup so if you forgot to dress up (or didn’t have time) their very talented makeup artists will be able to help. We went straight to them and chatted with them to get on the list (you have to sign up and the spots are limited). The same artist who did my makeup was there again this year. I pointed at her as she turned around and said “You did my makeup last year!” I was excited. She looked at me for a moment before her eyes widened and she responded “You’re the couple who were here for their honeymoon last year aren’t you! Wow, we talked about you two all weekend!” Once we signed up we went and got a picture taken without makeup (which they make freely available for you) and wandered off for the first panel we were set for. 12 Movies for 2012.
Safety Tip: If you want a big gun, don’t hesitate to take it. If you debate it too long, you get the wimpy guns, but you can still get two!
Top 12 Movies of 2012! We were excited to run in and see this panel. It promised to have trailers and information on the movies coming out! As we like movies, we thought this may be a good way to get a sneak peek at what was coming. But we messed up. We mis-read the schedule and headed off to Room A. As we were standing in line one of us (Myself or Lisa) commented on how we hoped we’d see some good trailers, but also that they’d actually have some good information and sneak peeks. That’s when it happened. The guy in front of us said “Movies? This is the Will Wheaton 90 Minutes of Awesome!” We assured him it was not, that the schedule pointed us in this room. He countered with “My buddy is in there now, and its Will Wheaton”. Then a couple other people commented that it was Will Wheaton. I looked at Lisa with horror. Could it be we misread the calendar? We pulled out our schedule and to our horror learned we were in the wrong place. There have only been two other screams like mine at that moment: Captain Kirk when he yelled Kahn’s name, and Sheldon Cooper yelling Will Wheaton’s name. A guy next to me asked if I was tired of Wesley Crusher saving the day. My only response as I dove under the barricades like I was diving for that last MIB MEGO Green Goblin figure was “I’d rather go to the dentist for fillings … without Novocain.” Lisa told me to behave as we scurried away to the right location. Don’t get me wrong, Will Wheaton has a time and a place, but frankly, the guy doesn’t have an off switch. He’s a bit like a young Shatner, but without the merit to be a young Shatner. I’m sure in real life he’s quite pleasant and I know he’s a smart guy, but he just grates on me.
Safety Tip: Double check your schedule and room locations. Also keep track of escape routes if you find you’re heading into a Deceptiocon Lair without a blaster.
So we made it to the correct panel on the top 12 movies of 2012 … in the end, it didn’t matter. The presenter did well under the circumstances, but what occurred seemed to plague almost every panel. Delays. Turns out that all they could show was stills because they couldn’t figure out how to get his PC files to run on a Mac. Really? Its not that hard. Takes about five minutes. Even more to the point, they didn’t think to check on media files for their presenters ahead of time? You’d think with all the geeks around they’d have someone who could fix this. In the end, we listened to his commentary for a bit, watched him give a few trivia question prizes out and left feeling let down.
We then headed to the next panel … “Building Your Fortress of Solitude”! A panel about being creative in isolation. It was pretty good. We waited in line for about 20 minutes before we were let in. During this time, a lot of really cool costumes came by so we were entertained. Then there was the “Wall Flower”. There was one person in line, who felt they were too tired to stand in line. So they moved against the wall to sit. Not a big deal, but they were about three feet away from where the line was. We respected her space for the longest time until the Minions came out and told everyone to move up. So we did. Our wall flower thought she was better suited to simply sitting where she was and expected us to leave a big gap between us and the people in front of us (and technically her). We didn’t, but as my wife said, we knew she was in front of us and if she wanted to get up and wait with everyone else, or just get up when they let us in she could go in before us. Instead she glared, made some comments to the people in front of us about us being rude, etc. etc. Sad really. We just didn’t realize our “Wall Flower” was in truth a “Princess” around whom we were supposed to revolve.
Safety Tip: Watch out for Wall Flowers. They may not bite, but they can scowl with the best of them. You also never know when they are in fact a princess in disguise! Which means she could have troll bodyguards … our’s didn’t, but she could have!
We didn’t stay for the whole panel again as most of the talk didn’t seemed focused on the “Tips and How To” be creative in isolation, but more on a variety of tidbits and stories … still entertaining and worthwhile.
Next was Eddie McClintock! To be honest, of all the panels, all the media guests, this guy was the guy that I’d love to just hang out with. He’s a blast. Knows how to have fun and is very friendly. He’d fit in great with me and my group … so Eddie, if you’re ever in Eugene, let me know and we’ll hang! If we’re lucky, Matthew Dow Smith will be in town too and we’ll all get together for dinner and some fun!
What can I say about Eddie. He didn’t stay on the stage where they wanted him … why? Because he loved his fans and wanted to do them the courtesy of getting down among them! I think he so appreciated his fans he would have hugged us all if time allowed. Instead he got several of the people with questions. The best was when one woman (after Eddie got back on stage) mentioned she’d had a crush on him for years … he jumped down and gave her a “Crush Hug”. What a guy!
- Matthew Dow Smith art pickup – purchased another page – turns out one of the others I wanted had been purchased, luckily this one wasn’t. Safety Tip: If you find something you want, buy it. Don’t dicker over it, don’t question it. If you do, then you don’t really want it and more then likely, one person out of the 20+ others who do want it will buy it before you return.
- Dinner at the burger joint out past the EMP museum
- Cosutume contest … not
- Dessert at GameWerks
- Woke up at 7:00AM by construction
- Convention arrival by 9:00AM
- Stupid kids shove people and Lisa into wall
- More artwork pickup from matthew dow smith
- Media Guests Eddie McClintock, Summer Glau, Adam Baldwin, Edward James Olmos
- Drive home
- Bridge went up … funny voiceover for nearby driver
- Dinner at Taco Bell in Woodburn
- Home!
- woke up at 4:00AM by construction – why didn’t they wake us up on Friday Morning?
- Convention center by 9AM
- Night zero for a photo
- Matthew Dow Smith art pickup
- Night zero for zombie makeup and photo
- Dinner at the burger joint out past the EMP museum
- Cosutume contest … not
- Desert at GameWerks
- Woke up at 7:00AM by construction
- Convention arrival by 9:00AM
- Stupid kids shove people and Lisa into wall
- More artwork pickup from matthew dow smith
- Media Guests Eddie McClintock, Summer Glau, Adam Baldwin, Edward James Olmos
- Drive home
- Bridge went up … funny voiceover for nearby driver
- Dinner at Taco Bell in Woodburn
- Home!
Joining the growing throng of people headed to the convention we walked the four or so blocks to Pike Street. Our two friends who road up with us beat us to the convention center, but weren’t quite sure where to go once they got there. We met them at the top of the escalators and made the mad dash to the ticket line. As anxious as I was to get in, and as cool as the LEGOs were, I was a bit disappointed to find that the bags and “breakfast bars” weren’t being handed out as they were last year. The LEGOs got a passing glance but it wasn’t until friends showed me pictures later that I realized I had to go back and look! [Insert picture]
Then the horror struck. The line for those of us clever enough to pre-buy our tickets was long. I mean it went in a back and forth movement all the way to the main door. Now this line isn’t just one person wide. Its basically a herding of say 5-6 people in a row that mill slowly forward, prodded by the minions who hate to see any wasted space. At one moment you could have been in front of someone, the next they were several people in front of you due to this process. Luckily the line moved somewhat quickly (more so then the traffic on I-5 with the accident the day before). It was frustrating though. Just to the left of our line, was another queue.. This one for those buying tickets that day. Six booths and only about two being used. No real line. People just walked up, got their ticket (for slightly more then we paid) and walked right in. Really? But there were some great costumes in line, I was with my wife and friends, and the gates were mere feet away! Important safety tip for next year, have something to drink while you’re in line. It’ll help pass the time!
Once we got our ticket and bag of goodies, my wife rather noted how “empty” our bag was. Last year there seemed to be a lot more fliers and what not than this year. But hey, there’d be plenty of swag inside!
Friday last year was busy, but this year it was even more so! I truly don’t remember there being as many people last year as this! It was definitely crowded and we spent some time touring about.
We were looking forward to Karaoke Night!
Notes for different days … not all for today … below here!
TARDIS Girls! (and a few Daleks!)
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Matthew Dow Smith: http://matthewdowsmith.com/
The con:
It was crowded. I think this year the turn out was much larger. That’s not a bad thing, but I don’t think they had the ability or staff to really handle the large number. From day one, I noticed the yelling from the volunteers and staff sounded more angry then previously. There was more tripping over people trying to get from A to B (and a lot more people who seemed to think the middle of a door or hallway was the place to just stop and look at their phone or camera. There were also a lot more baby strollers … please couldn’t they just get a babysitter? I mean its not like the baby is really appreciating the con yet, now is it?
The Karaoke Night
The Costume Party … not … There was not enough costumes being paraded around. I’d have had fewer chairs, gotten people to show off their costumes and then let them dance and party it out! Maybe not make this for the kids. But do one in the day for the kids.
Paying for autographs? Really? Don’t they get paid enough?
Duplicate events … lets have repeats of the events on a second day … then you have a chance to see them
Equipment failures and lack of preparedness
Stupid oversized hammers … like the one that hit my wife, blocked our view of a video, and were just generally in the way. Its too crowded … leave them!
The Pros:
Night Zero
Matthew Dow Smith
Guy from Wharehouse 13
All the TARDIS costumes! And Daleks too!
Realizing we were in the wrong line and escaping before having to see Will Wheaton … really dude … an hour and a half?!?!? Its only been a year since you did that last time.







































